Take all of the great 50's B-movies like "I Was A Teenage Werewolf," "It Came From Above," "Assault on Party Beach," and even worse fare, and place in a blender. Puree for 15 minutes. Pour the mixture (colloquially known as "schlock") into a bowl. Add large sprinkles of angst, romance, and actual horror. Bake in the feverish mind of John Corrado for 4 months, and then place in small bowls.
Serves up to 36. Sim Combat.
This game hasn't been fully vetted for content warnings, but we are aware that it contains several characters who are expected to play out domestic abuse (physical and verbal) during the game.